New favorite line…
“There’s your sign!”
“How to solve all the world’s problems. You do it with that top-lip-to-bottom-lip thing. You do it by putting super glue in chapstick and lipstick!”
The church: I am a born-again believer, and I am saved?
Me: What does that mean, exactly?
The church: It means I believe the Bible that says that Jesus died on the cross for my sins, my sins are forgiven, I am justified and sanctified, God does not see my sin, only that I believe Jesus died and rose again, and I will go to heaven.
Me: WRONG! There is no such thing as a born-again sinner. Sin cannot enter the kingdom of God. Only those who keep God’s commands will enter.
The Church: Blasphemy! Read the Bible! You’re the devil! Repent and turn from your sin!
Me: YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF CONFUSED IDIOTS, LOOK WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME!
If you don’t personally know Jesus, The Christ?
There’s not a pill you can take,
there’s not a class you can goto….
STUPID IS FOREVER!